Hush Little Pagan Baby
April 11, 2000

    Hush little baby don't you squall
      Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball
    And if you still can't see beyond
      Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand
    And if that wand don't change your fate
      Momma's gonna teach you to levitate
    And if the astral makes you sick,
      Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick
    And if that patchouli smells rank
      Momma's gonna buy you a sensory deprivation tank
    And if that tank don't float your bones
      Momma's gonna buy you some some precious stones
    And if those gems don't ease your heart
      Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart
    And if your planets go berserk
      Momma's gonna buy you some bodywork
    And if your aura still needs kneading
      Momma's gonna buy you a past life reading
    And if your destiny stays hid
      Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid
    And if your chakras still feel stressed
      Momma's gonna take you on a vision quest
    And if power animals don't come to charm ya
      Sorry, kid, it's just your karma.
   
                       -- Author Unknown
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